burningupasun:

"Are you my Mummy?" -requested by msshellybeloved 

slapdancing:

poodlepunk:

both of my legs are asleep

Draw dicks on them

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paintdeath:

full time hoe online….very shy hoe irl

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closertoblasphemy:

"So you’re sayin’ we’re both a couple of dumbasses?"
"I prefer the word ‘trusting’. Less dumb. Less ass."

infamousnfamous:

memeguy-com:

Halloween display fell over

OR
THE FIRST CASUALTY OF THE SKELETON WAR

infamousnfamous:

memeguy-com:

Halloween display fell over

OR

THE FIRST CASUALTY OF THE SKELETON WAR

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enjolradz:

friendly reminder that if we’re mutuals and you wanna exchange snapchat names or instagram or something you’re more than welcome (encouraged) to shoot me an ask

crrabs:

looking at your ass after watching the anaconda music video
image

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lalna:

i wanna date someone and live with them in a shitty apartment but be happy about it because we are happy together and we can decorate it with stupid dorky posters of shit we like and figurines and art and we can cook weird recipes we found on the internet and eat them and watch cartoons even if the food is gross because we made it and we’re perfect

reallylameblog:

what if garbage was spelled like garbij

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